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face=Arial><FONT size=2>A lot of people can't understand how we came to have an
oil shortage here in this country. <BR><BR>Well, there's a very simple
answer.<BR>Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were
getting low.<BR><BR>The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is
located in Bass Strait and off the coast of W.A.<BR><BR>Our dipsticks are
located in Canberra.</FONT></FONT></DIV>
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class=152513308-03102005><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>[fwd to me by a
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